Mary had a little Lambs

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Popular children's rhyme character Mary has been arrested for DUI in Paradise NL after a police traffic stop showed she was under the influence. Breath sample taken indicated she was 3 times the legal limit.
"I only had five double Lambs and Coke", she was heard saying as she was lead away.

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