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TRAVERSE CITY, MICH- Liberals across America are outraged by a new network television station scheduled to begin airing September 15th, 2017.

Michigan businessmen Walter Noordyke and Frank Tubbergren received a licence from the FCC last week to broadcast on Dish Network channel 200 under the name, "WET TV- White Entertainment Television."

Noordyke claims the programming has nothing to race, creed or color. "Our programming is all about Michigan's Winter Wonderland," said Noordyke. "We will air most anything that has to do with snowmobiling, hiking, ice fishing or anything to do with snow."

Liberals are outraged. They believe these businessmen are nothing more than front runners for racist groups. "We are calling BS on these guys," said Dale Undermeyer, Preident of the UCLIF group based in Detroit. "These guys have secrets plans," allthough Undermyer was not willing to speculate on his thoughts.

Noordyke says their program will have news programing during the hours there is no programming. It's unclear what programming will be broadcasted, but producers claim they want an unbiased network.
-S. Piddaso contributed to this story

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