EATING CRUST MAKES YOUR HAIR FLIP OUT!
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In a breaking discovery, scientists have found that the oral consumption of bread crust has been shown to damage hair follicles and leave them bent at their ends.
Dr. Bill Yokaisi at the University of Dell Montana has been studying the effects for years and has come to the conclusion that the only thing that repairs the bent hair follicles, is to cut them off.
Women who do not like short hair are urged to remove the crust from their PB&J Sandwiches or face the consequences of short hair to prevent the bent hair follicles from hitting their shoulders and being ugly.
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