Lumber Liquidators forced into immediate bankruptcy due to poor employee performance

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South Hackensack - Representatives of Lumber Liquidators of South Hackensack New Jersey have announced that due to poor employee performance, they are filing for chapter 7 bankruptcy which will force them to close their doors forever. Head manager of the South Hackensack branch has said in an interview, that he personally blames their current financial woes on one particular employee named Joseph Jackson (aka Joe Mac). He continues by saying that in all his years of running the business, he has never had a a worse employee than Joseph Jackson. "I have met my share of dumb a***s in my life, but none can compare to this guy!"

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