Xavier High School to be Bulldozed Within the Next 6 Years

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It seems the Saints soon will be marching no more.

As of September 14th, 2017, the Linn Mar educational district has decided that a Catholic curriculum is, "unnecessary", in a recent interview conducted with the school's relations director, Nicholas Satterlee.

"It's just not worth the trouble of maintaining anymore," Satterlee said. "Most of the students are atheist or other religions anyway. I mean, why do we even keep going, right?"

The date has been tentatively set at June 22nd, 2019, but it could move to anytime up to 2023, Satterlee explained. When it does happen though, the principal of Washington High School has promised that they will be providing popcorn.

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