Stafford man defecates on himself in traffic Tuesday
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R. Goffredo Jr., of Stafford, VA, was peacefully on his way home from work in Alexandria when he noticed that traffic was a little heavier than normal. He had his copilot, K. Benoit, with him. Shortly after entering the parking lot that is Lorton Rd. They chatted with an old cohort, Dan Scott of Matco Tools about the situation. Once Mr. Goffredo was halfway to his copilot's house, he felt a rumble and bubbling. Racing down the road to make it to a bathroom in time. Unfortunately as they turned into the Handy Dandy, Robert's arsehole exploded, covering the car and himself in slimey yellow-green liquid. "IT WAS A SIGHT TO SEE!" Said friend Kyle Benoit, "I've never seen him so concentrated before in my life"
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