Newington Native Apprehended
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This woman who is said to be off her meds was arrested around 1:30 a.m. this morning.. She is accused of sexual abusing 3 midgets and giving an extremely rough lap dance to a man in a wheelchair... She also faces charges of aggravated flatulence for breaking wind in an automobile that doesn't have properly functioning Windows... her bond has been set at $267 in food stamps or 3 wic vouchers....
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