NASA is now selling One-Way trip tickets to surrounding planets. Due to (9/23/17 Doomsday)

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The world as we know it has been predicted to come to a end on (9/23/17). Mass numbers of astronomers and scientists have been discussing possibilities surrounding the newfound Doomsday. Whilst some believe that we have nothing to fear, several religious leaders and conspiracy theorist have proven the contrary. Theory is, Supernatural life forms (Aliens) have been farming Earth's natural resources since the 1800s! Although many sightings have been reported over the course of 100 or more years our Gray friends surprisingly still lay under the radar using Hollywood movies and science fiction films to gain social acceptance. It is said that the human population has outgrown the natural resources of the Earth, threatening the resources farmed by Supernatural life forms. NASA has been communicating with four species of extraterrestrials since 1999, in which the world leaders opened up its first galactical airport (Millennium). Due to the immense size of the power generators needed to accommodate spacecraft, a worldwide power outage was predicted to happen during (Millennium's) first launch in 2000. It is now predicted that on September 23, 2017 a string of natural disasters will hit the Earth along with the Rapture of thousands of people. This is an attempt to clear the Earth of its unwanted population. In which the Greys will come out of hiding and openly live amongst man. The Earth is to be fully reconstructed after the destruction by 2020. NASA is offering wealthy individuals a one-way ticket to surrounding planets that will not be affected by the disasters starting at $31 million.

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