Cedar Rapids to be new home of Hooters Corporate Headquarters

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Announced by Hooters Corperate Offices on Thursday, September 21st Atlanta, Georgia won’t be the home of the Hooters Headquarters for too much longer. Starting in the summer of 2018, the new location of the Hooters Headquarters will be Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

An agreement with Hooters CEO, Terrance M. Marks, and the City of Cedar Rapids was finalized. There will be three new Hooters locations in Cedar Rapids, along with special study sessions for all students avaible at each Hooters location from 3pm-4pm every school day. “I really think that Hooters is a great place where students can really concentrate on their school work,” says CEO Terrance M. Marks. “The people of Cedar Rapids desperately needs more family restaurants, and I also believe that the people of Cedar Rapids are the type of people who would truly appreciate a Hooters.”

Not everyone agrees with this new plan, though. Local sports legend Thomas Lily stated, “I don’t need a Hooters to spend $40 at when I’ve already got a HyVee where I’ll spend the same amount of money for three times the food amount. It’s a waste of space! And the ‘student study sessions’ are stupids also. Everyone knows that the chicken there is very good and would distract students from their studies.”

Whether you are happy with the new Hooters Headquarters location or not, experts agree that the new Hooters Headquarters and restaurants will create over 3,200 jobs for the people of Cedar Rapids, making it the fifth largest employer for the city. It’s clear to us that it’s true when Terrance M. Marks once said, “No one can resist a Hooters.”

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