Tom Hawkins of Hawkins Chevrolet refutes claims about adding Tesla vehicles.
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Recently, a FakeNews article came out about Hawkins Chevrolet also becoming a Tesla dealership in the town of Fairmont, MN.
When asked about the article and the claim about Tesla, Tom Hawkins, Owner of Hawkins Chevrolet said, "I don't know how this news leaked. I've been clear that we are adding Rolls Royce as a valued brand to our vehicle line-up. Given the choice to offer Tesla or Rolls to our clientele, the obvious choice is Rolls Royce. Our average Chevy Malibu customer would love to upgrade to a Phantom, and our goal is to make that possible!"
Many residents of Fairmont were shocked to hear that the story of Tesla was not true but were glad to know that the dealership is doing well enough to be able to offer such a highly regarded brand as Rolls Royce.
Tom stated, "The people who propagate fake news stories for attention are what's wrong with our country. We need more citizens to stand up, take a stand and do the American thing - buy a Rolls Royce!"
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