Dollar General Closing

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Dollar General closing 829 stores. In the South. CPO says it is to high of a demand of fair prices and can not keep up. We had to hire over 200 employees in the last 2 years and we just don't have the means to keep up. While there is a shortage of Truck Drivers we have decided to close these stores. 164 in Mississippi alone.
We are helping these employees find other jobs, Or maybe get on disability insurance and EBT.
We will start closing stores in late September 2099.
We are ver sorry for the inconvenience to all infected with this

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