Elginite Storms into Seventy

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Elgin, IL September 22, 2017
A local Elgin man celebrates the autumnal equinox by becoming a septuagenarian and vows to "keep on truckin'" in the face the ever-advancing Grim Reaper. Barbecue and beer are certain to become essential components of the festivities. When asked how it felt to achieve such a milestone, he replied, "I've still got it! It's just that sometimes I can't find it." Friends have started a GoFundMe so that the gentleman doesn't run out of beer.

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