Cereal Brand Special K tells us "Women Eat!" We investigate.
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Renegade News 2017
We first heard of this phenomenon in May, but had no evidence to run a story. Our TV told us in a Special K commercial. We were distrustful, our TV has fooled us before. TV told us that the Kardashians were actually humans and not demons straight from Satan's lair, TV told us one thing, the actions of the Kardashians told us our initial impression was correct. TV is telling us now that we did not elect a baseball glove wearing a bird's-nest as president. Time will answer that.
As we didn't have enough research on women eating, we put it on the back burner, but we couldn't shake the possibility that Special K was right. That would surely change the paradigm. Essentially, restaurant business would double, farms would have to increase production, don't even consider how long the line would be at the ladies room.
We loaded up and went to the restaurant district, we took some interesting photos. More on that later. We went to the free clinic and a dr spoke to us off the record "I know it sounds like I'm crazy, but I am seeing compelling evidence that women do eat. None of my patients will discuss it though". We developed our photos and although they were blurry, they appeared to show women eating. No one at the restaurant would speak to us for the record.
We were stonewalled. We know that Special K hired actors for the ad, we found their accounting numbers in the dumpster behind their building.
We will update this world changing story as we know more.
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