Burkes Livermush Crisis Continues
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As fear raced through Burke County following the fake news story about a ban on livermush, a whole new crisis had emerged. Just as we saw in prohibition days, the black market will find a way to provide forbidden items to a paying public. Fortunately for Burke County, our beloved supply of HUNTERS livermush will continue uninterrupted. However, a cheap counterfeit company with a mush quality of Scrapple has attempted to infiltrate the livermush market. An alert deputy stopped a shipment of the sub par delicacy and arrested the driver for preying on the public in a time of crisis. The deputy was heard telling the arrested driver "son, don't you know this is HUNTERS country?"
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