Hostages Start fleeing Playboy Mansion following Hef's Death
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To us they were known as the Playboy Bunnies, but to them they were simply hostages. They have been trapped in this house for years being forced to perform sexual acts on a man who couldn't achieve a hard on through rigor mortis. On the morning of his death his usual five hour routine of sex and getting bathed had been complete for nearly three hours before they realized he wasn't alive anymore. "We weren't sure how to act at first since he usually had that lifeless look to him and the smell of decay already has worked its way around the house within these last 10 years..." said one Bunny of her former captor.
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