Rowan Student starts upheaval at Shoprite after ramming into peoples carts in her way.
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Julie Darpino, a Rowan University Student, became very upset when entering the crowded Glassboro Shoprite on a Sunday afternoon. "People were in my way! Standing in the middle of aisles, just starring blankly at things, and I couldn't take it any longer!" Julie testifies. She was making her way to the ice cream freezers on the other side of the grocery store, which would have taken a shocking 10min just to get to because of the cart traffic. "I rammed into any cart in my way, people were not happy, but I wanted my ice-cream." Pretty soon the whole store was following her example and a child lost in the crowd called the police. The police came and took Julie away with no ice cream. But the kid got a lolly pop.
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