Liberals hurt feelings hold candlelight vigil
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Liberals from around the country plan to hold candlelight vigil to mourn Hillary Clinton's loss to Donald Trump in the 2016 election. Hillary recently releasing a book titled, "What Happened", seemed to stir up some open wounds inflicted by the loss of what was considered a "slam dunk" election.
"Like some like people are still in pain," says Marlon Bingsby of Medford Ma. "I just want to be alone with my crayons and a glass of wine. It's like therapy to be around people who like agree with everything I say. I just want my mommy!" Scented candles will be donated and distributed by Unique Creations and stress balls will be handed out." We hope to heal and cry on each others shoulder and show that not everyone is like that meanie Trump who says mean things that makes my butt hurt" People are encouraged to bring teddy bears and blankets to snuggle with. Dean Gomes will appear as the "Grumpy Old Trumpkin" and will allow one insult per person, to be wielded at him. " Anything to help these snowflake get on with their meaningless lives", says racist Gomes. "I just hope I don't try to strangle one of these delusional cupcakes." Vigil will be held at Market Square in Boston. All who agree with us are welcome.
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