Walterboro Man Identified As The "Poop Bandit"
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David M. Kauffeld, a current resident of Walterboro, South Carolina, is on the loose, and wanted for a crime not heard of every day....Mr. Kauffeld gets his kicks from leaving "surprises" for unsuspecting maids in random hotels around the southeast. Suspect has left piles, puddles, and even splatters of feces on hotel beds, floors, walls, and even in the showers. He is also suspected of tampering with smoke detectors and door alarms. Mr. Kauffeld is rumored to be on heavy drugs, as one hotel desk clerk reported to us that, "he has crazy eyes, and can eat 15 McDoubles, while standing in the middle of his room staring blankly at the tv screen".
If you see this man, do not approach, call us at 1-888-STOP-POO
Do not try to apprehend suspect, he is feared to be loaded with McDonald's and ready to explode at any given time.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
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