Hapless School Counselor Runs Down Beloved Athletic Director in Private School Carpool Line
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Authorities are searching for Geneva school Counselor Scott Thigpen after he recklessly ran down favorite school athletic director Dan Harger during the school's morning carpool. According to witnesses, Thigpen refused to stop after Harger clearly signaled for him to halt. Harger then put himself in front of the vehicle, shielding several small children and an adorable golden doodle from harm. Thigpen continued anyway, running down the courageous coach. "Thigpen is a menace!" shouted one student who asked to remain anonymous, "He ran over Coach on purpose. He's always been jealous of his popularity and the fact that he has a real job." Authorities are asking anyone with tips on Thigpen's whereabouts to call the crimeline.
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