Trump vows to de-fund Planned Parenthood by the end of October, 2017.

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Yesterday, in an almost predictable act of terror for impoverished mothers, Donald Trump has announced he will "put an end to these useless stay-at-home-moms draining the system with their arbitrary clinical visits." U.S. Surgeon General Jerome Adams has vowed to resign from his position if the President does not reconsider, stating that "Planned Parenthood, which is in need of some work, does far more good than it does harm." Major media outlets such as CNN and CNBC are predicting this could be the end of the Trump administration once backlash is felt around the country by families that will be affected by this shocking decree.

This is becoming common place for the President, as his crusade against public health and welfare has been flaring up in different stories of late. Such as last August's announcement that they would be cutting The Affordable Care Act, commonly known as 'Obamacare.' https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/08/31/trump-administration-cuts-funding-health-care-sign-ups/622544001/

We attempted to contact the President's office for further clarification into the matter but were unable to reach anyone. BN247 reporter Robert Graves did, however, manage to catch up with Vice President Mike Pence outside of the Washington Golf & Country Club who said "I support the President entirely in the matter, it's the dawn of a new era for Americans to realize their potential. We're a 'pay to play' society and the free lunches are over." We'll report more on this as further information becomes available.

Ashton Robertson,
Chief Editorial Writer
BN247 News

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