Soaring Chickens Breaking Records

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Keansburg - Despite their pitiful record and hopeless efforts to not be a laughing stock, the Soaring Chickens see the silver lining. Currently, Pierre Garçon of the San Francisco 49ers and Elijah McGuire of the New York Jets are set to combine for more than 10 points.

Not accustomed to real accomplishments like teams above .500, Coach ‘Loser Rich’ Johnson finds ways to stay positive. “Ten points by two players together is huge,” said Johnson. “We might be on the verge of 2-5, but on the Chickens, we don’t care about wins. We just want everyone to have fun.”

The Chickens are 2-4 but bound for 2-5 after this weekend. As commissioner, however, Johnson is assured he won’t be kicked out of the league for better competition. “The guys in the league love me! I’m an easy $50 donation” said Johnson with a smile.

The Associated Press contributed to this story. Check LoserRichie.org for more.

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