Omaha Resident Dies in ISIS Car Bombings
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Today a local 12 year old girl died in an ISIS attack on a southwest Omaha car bomb. The bomber, 44 year old Gretna man Steve Barron IV parked his 2004 Chevy Blazer outside of the residence at 12122 Orchard Avenue in Southwest Omaha near a Famous Daves. The blast killed one and severely injured two more. The president released a tweet on this incident stating
"We are going to build a wall so the muslim terrorists cant get in and kill my future wives"
Pope Francis also responded from a Vatican City IHOP stating that this was a bad act of terror inbetween bites of a pumpkin spice flapjack. Omaha city mayor Jean Stothert will speak today about keeping the flags at half mast.
Stothert released a statement earlier today in an interview with new Channel 6 anchor Bill O'Rielly saying that "the moon landing was a hoax". There will be more on this issue as it develops
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