Warrant out for the Arrest of Local Waltham Resident
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Waltham Police are asking the public for help for the whereabouts of 18 year old Patrick Collura. He is wanted on numerous charges such as but not limited to: Road rage, excessive eye rolling. He is wanted in the Metrowest area for cheating during a song off as local native Kentra sat in her car singing at a light. According to witnesses Collura pulled up next to her at a red light and proceeded to signal at her to roll down her window. He then proceeded to show an impressive display of his knowledge of Taylor Swift as they clashed in a intense sing off of “We are Never Getting Back Together”.
If you have seen this individual please police ask you to report him to their anonymous tip line and to wear headphones if you approach him!
Next on the news: Why Patrick still hasn’t texted Kentra back...
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