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During our convetsation he agreed he would only give me head cause it had been so long and he wanted to just satisfy me. After licked and sucked on me I was fully satisfied but then he tried to stick his penis in my vagina so I cut it off. Da fuk. Now he gotta artificle dick.
a monkey escapes from the miami zoo and throws bananas from a tree Mario a monkey from the Miami Zoo has escaped last Friday from his cage when he escaped, he threw bananas at people from all over Los Angeles. This has led to a video called "banana rain going viral" right now this little criminal monkey is found in prison.
octopus teaches math at harvard They hire octopus to teach math at harvard, the octopus is called arnold and it is said that he is paid 3000 dollars per class. here are some images