All Fast Food Chains to be Closing November 1, 2017
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Due to the massively increasing obesity issue in America, officials have decided to permanently close all fast food chains on November 1, 2017. Restaurants that are closing include but are not limited to: McDonald's, Starbucks, Subway, Wendy's, Taco Bell, Dunkin' Donuts, Chick-Fil-A, Pizza Hut, Panera Bread, KFC, Domino's, Sonic, Chipotle. All fast food chains will be turning into gluten-free, vegetarian food chains. All Americans must dine at a gluten-free, vegetarian restaurant at least once a day and will have to show ID to prove such. Make America Healthy Again.
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