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Two large oyster companies have inked a deal to put a lock on the Chesapeake Bay Oyster. Travis Croxton, Ryan Croxton, and Thomas Perry have come together to produce the best oyster in the Bay. After more than a hundred years in business Rappahannock River Oyster Company has bought out Whitestone Oyster Company ( a new floating oyster farm) and will out into place a new floating lease in the Bay. “ We are excited to work with this group of guys who have come in and found a great way to grow oysters.” Says Ryan Croxton. This deal is in the early stages of development. All parties are looking to have deal done by January of 2018.

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