Teen Found in critical condition
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Sexy squidward AKA john Wilson has been found passed out with several penises in his mouth. Witnesses say he found out his girlfriend was really a cum eating dragon , so he went to have sex with several bbcs.allegedly sexy squidward was gay way before this disappointing act of revenge . Some witnesses say that he deserved this because "He always been eating dick . His momma obese and ugly too , be was destined for an L regardless "Others were saying "if my mom was that big and my girlfriend was that ugly id be gay too " " the sad part is , he dont even know how many dicks he was kissing even before this tragedy " there will be more statements posted later on.
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