Elie Falkory skips college and goes straight to Portland Timbers academy

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Dawson’s most underrated soccer player Elie Falkory is accepting the offer from the Portland Timbers academy to skip college and senior year to get staight on the pitch. He is known to make his debut on January 5, 2017. Portland’s manager says “we’ve watched him in game and summer practices, we think he’ll be a crucial part to our attacking squad!”

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