BearCreek Resident Wins Lotto

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It was reported today that a long time resident of BearCreek, Georgia has WON an out of state Lottery and could pocket 114 million dollars after taxes. We reached out for an interview but was directed by The Lawyers of said winner that he would give a full news release concerning the resent events of the cash settlement. Reports by local residents told Action News that they were sure the winnings would be put to good use to help our Local Governments ensure programs that have been needed in past years be implimented and put to good use. One resident and neighbor stated "I'm quite sure the winnings will not cause his neighbor to change and he will still be the good and responsible person that he has always been". Maybe Action News will be granted an interview by Monday of next week. Untill next week don't take any wooden nickels and if you want to invest in any prized swamp land please call BR549 and leave personal information and amount you want to lose I mean invest.

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