Monticello man hit the jackpot! Kind of
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The first time Mathew hit it big was when his car ran out of gas right in front of the gas station. Mathew had his last $20 bill on him and he decided to get a $20 lottery scratch off instead of getting gas. “I was taking a chance” - Mathew. Mathew won 20 million dollars and headed straight to the casino to process his claim. Upon arriving to the casino when Mathew went to get hit lotto ticket he couldn’t find it, after a few minutes of turning his car inside and out he realized he threw it out of the window when he was throwing away a burger wrapper on route 17 b. He tried to back track his steps to the casino and couldn’t find it. What a dumb ass!
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