Grandview Residents Upset About Resturant Closings in Observance of Halloween

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Tuesday night is expected to be bittery cold, but that won't stop hundreds of Grandview children from putting on their masks to begin the hunt for candy. Last week, a couple of local restaurants announced that they would be offering free kids meals to those kids wearing costumes. However, those same restaurants announced they would be closing their doors in observance of Halloween. One business owner We spoke with had this to say, "We realized our employees want to be able to get out and join in the fun. They have families too, you know? We are sorry to those who planned to come out for their free meal, we just feel like this is the right thing to do..." However, Grandview resident Franklin O'Tool isn't buying it. "There's something going on here. These families deserve real answers. Halloween is only days away and all of a sudden they're closing? I'm not really sure they ever intended to be open. I know I won't be going there." That sentiment was echoed by many residents we spoke to. The list of closing restaurants continues to grow. McAlisters, 54th Street, McDonalds, and Burger King are only a few on the ever growing list. One residentw we spoke had this to say, "First it was just a couple of places, but now it seems every place is jumping on the bandwagon. My kids are grown and I planned to go to McDonald's for dinner and see some of the kids in their costumes. When I heard they were closing, I wasn't too happy. Then, I find out just about every place here in town will be closed." The manager of Hardees seemed thrilled about the closings. "Im glad everyone is closing, we will still be open! In fact, come in costume and I'll throw in some free fries!" We reached out to the local Chamber of Commerce, but they were closed for the weekend.
You can find a complete list of business closings below.

Arbys, Burger King, Chipotle, Ihop, KFC, McAlisters, McDonalds, Peiking Express, Providence Pizza, Sonic (both locations,) Starbucks, Subway (both locations,) Taco Bell, Wendy's

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