Wellander and Aldridge See Just About Everyone They Have Ever Met Saturday At Wal-Mart

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One a routine trip to Wal-Mart on a blustery Saturday morning, Rusty Aldridge and Mark Wellander, two local n'er do wells with hearts of gold, ran into just about everyone they have met in the last 50 years. Those present at the Wetumpka Supercenter were Johnny Bass, Jenny Boyd Barrett, Larry Stevens and others too numerous to mention in the space allotted here.
"Who are all these people and why are they hugging me?" asked Aldridge who is heavily medicated and has also lost a step or two. "Never mind," said Wellander, Aldridge's sometime caretaker and partner in crime. "Just park the ridey-round cart and we'll go get ice cream!"
James, Wal-Mart's 30 year man, said, "I hate it when those two come in...they ain't nothin' but trouble!"

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