Missouri Man Trains Snapping Turtle to Murder Movie Theater Employees
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Giordan Wilkins, 92, entered the Lee's Summit B&B Theater at 12:27 p.m. today with an Alligator Snapping Turtle. After yelling obscenities at the employees over a previously bad movie experience, he threw the turtle at 16-year-old Sara Evans, injuring her fatally. Wilkins then escaped on a custom-made Segway that reaches up to speeds of 40 MPH. Investigators are still on high alert for Wilkins and the turtle that he calls "Slayer".
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