Drug addict man kills drug dealer

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In the wee hours of Thursday morning on October 19, around 2:39am a man by the name of Jeffrey Johnson(46) said he approached "the neighborhood" drug dealer for a "hit" of crack cocaine. He then said the drug dealer said "I only got dime baggies" Johnson said he is well known for only buying "Nickel bags" so he could stretch his "lil change" buy him a shot and a beer. He then said he asked the drug dealer could he break up the dope for him ? He says the "sh*t is usually bad dope " so he only shop with him when the hood is dry. Johnson then went on to say the drug dealer told him "fuck nah you bum ass bitch, I only got dimes" so Johnson says he was feening at this point so he gave him the 10 and ran off to hide and smoke his shit. Johnson stated to us that while hitting his shit he couldn't feel it so he told his companion "Rita"(neighborhood hoe) he wanted to credit a bag cause he couldn't feel it, he says he went back and told the guy that the shit was no good and he needed a bag on credit, he says that's when things got heated and the guy told him he was out and wasn't doing no credit for his bum bitch ass anyways so Johnson said he then became furious. He says he was ready to "beam up Scotty" and he snapped. He says he then pushed the drug dealer up against the wall and pulls out his clothes hanger that he used for his dope and started stabbing the victim repeatedly and once he stop breathing he and Rita stole the remaining dope got high and once it was gone Rita wanted more and couldn't get it so for a reward she turned Johnson in for a cash reward of 20$. Johnson is facing 25 to life in prison


*Bet he had of smoked that shit by himself*

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