East St Louis Man Rapes Principal

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At 8:30 PM on a Sunday night, the principal of East St Louis Sr. High School contacted the police department. "I've been raped" He said. Police arrived at the scene wher they found the principal with a wooden stick up his ass. "Gruesome, Mr.Moore was a great man" Said a witness "He just took the branch and shoved it up there" another said. The suspect has been identified as 14 year old Marquise Black. His bail, if caught, is set at 2.5 Million cents. If anyone has information call 1-800- IMASNITCH

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