Jalen wills and his Gay famous lover escape prison after reportedly running out of lube

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Monday afternoon Jalen Wills a well known activist in the LGBT movement escaped prison with his gay lover Terry CRews after running out of lube , for those who don’t know Jalen Ills was convicted of gayness in the first degree just a week ago on Halloween, following their escape two straight male guards were anally raped . Witnesses say the two may be hiding out in Terry crew’s mansion if you have
any information please don’t hesitate to call , remember these two criminals are dangerous do not engage them on your own your ass will be taken

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