Local Man will be Honored for Heroic display with a Statue in Hamilton.

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I-Witness News reports that Hamilton will be honoring one of its own this coming weekend.
Local resident and folk hero, Joey "pull out" Couch will be immortalized with a statue being built in downtown Hamilton.

Residents remember Mr. Couch's heroic display of bravery last October as he saved an occupied School bus that had crashed into the guard rail on Knight's Bridge in Hamilton. The bus was engulfed with flames and occupied by young orphans and one puppy. Mr. Couch bravely entered the fiery bus and started throwing children out and sometimes through the widows. Dozens of children were ejected from the bus as Mr. Couch began frantically tossing kids. He then carefully cradled the lone puppy in his arms and slow walked away as the bus exploded.

The statue will replace the current Alexander Hamilton Statue on Main st in downtown. The event will feature food, live music, and games such as toss a kid and more. Mr. Couch will be present for the ribbon cutting and to promote his new book. "I am awesome and so are you! How not to suck at stuff."

Event starts at dark and parking is free.
All proceeds go to the " Let's make Joey rich!" Charitable foundation.

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