Local man found eating a cat.
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At 1am the police responded to a call where local man duke chicken bone post had apparently strangled 3 cats and began eating them ass first. We took statements from everyone involved, stated the officer on scene. Chicken bone managed to escape out the back of the building, if you have seen him please contact crime stoppers immediately.
Chicken bone is approximately
299.9 lbs
5’9
Green eyes
Short hair
Small genitalia from key eye witness Jeremy shrimp dick Hopkins.
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