President Trump Cancels Halloween
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In a shocking announcement this morning, President Donald Trump has called a halt to all Halloween Festivities in the United States. In a statement released by The White House, several zombies, a Frankenstein and slutty skeleton were spotted outside the gates on Pennsylvania Avenue and as a precaution, secret service was ordered to eliminate the threat. Upon on retrieving the bodies of the undead, it was discovered they were just trick or treaters dressed up to collect candy but to avoid further confusion, all Halloween Festivities are now canceled and if you are found celebrating on all hallows eve, you will be sent to Mexico to help build the wall.
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