Family worried after Dundonald man goes for a " few " drinks with work colleagues on Friday and hasn't returned home since.
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David McKeown, 24 of Dundonald finished work on Friday afternoon posting a status saying " Feel Good Fridays, Radio 1 is pumping " which he later attended The Lewis, A bar on the Upper Newtonards Road for a " Few " drinks with his friends, we spoke to a friend of his called Spaggy, who told us he also goes by the name Spagmire and shouted giggity gigging as we interviewed him, He Recalls David putting £1 in the jukebox and selecting as what he described as " toe tappers " and knew from that moment he was in too deep so he demanded that David put on Adele or Ed Sheeran to mellow the mood but David ignored the demands, Spaggy (Spagmire) told us he soon left after that as he had the kids the next morning, and asked David does he want to jump in his taxi which David replied " I'm on to one here mate, you go on " as Spaggy was entering the taxi David allegedly shouted Buck Or Be Bucked and something along the lines of " Show Me Where You Shite From ".. This also turns out Spaghy had no kids and was just looking a getaway, Davids whereabouts became questionable when he still hadn't returned home on the Sunday from the Friday, but last seen with a woman named Kayleigh, locals referred to her as " Keel Dog " and gave a few brief statements on her.. " She has a stair lift in her house, and lives in a bungalow.. " Been banged more times than a Valley Cabs 7 seater door ".. His family are worried, if anyone knows where Kayleigh lives, or has seen David.. Get in touch with the PSNI last seen wearing his favourite Lonsdale hoodie.
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