Danny McNeil canny hack it
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Daniel McNeil a young stenny boy unfortunately canny hack the sesh in the slightest. Absolute whitey victim! When Danny is at a gaff he likes to sit in the corner of the room, hit a baddie and go whiter than Rylan Clarke's falsers. Danny also needs to keep very hydrated as the amount of hair that grows all over his body can cause him to overheat easily. Once, when he was in a severe condition, he decided he had had enough and shaved his chest and ended up looking like the Michelin man.
Even though Danny diet is one ugly bastard he still try’s to enjoy life as hard as it is may seem. If you look think you look like Casper the ghost at any point during the sesh just be glad you’re not Danny.
Thanks for reading,
Article by Chink Adink,
STV news, Falkirk.
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