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Alex Fagan, "troubled" poet from swords, has a girlfriend by the name of alison molloy. However, Gypsie King Denis Cretu has shagged her. The sex tape is on his facebook, but the prick hasnt added me back so im not shouting him out (get on that ya bollocks).
In other news, Local Pedo Conor "Foxy" Fox has been caught touching his moth Bronas little sister. Dirty Bastard cant keep his willy in his jocks. The relationship is over now, so hit me up Brona bb ive got a big willy.
The final story of todays issue of Itchy Scrotum is short. Local hooker "Spicey Ginger" , aka Lexical gave me crabs. My cock is swollen and has a crab on the end. Dw tho ladies, ive drank some flat seven up so ill be back soon.

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    a monkey escapes from the miami zoo and throws bananas from a tree Mario a monkey from the Miami Zoo has escaped last Friday from his cage when he escaped, he threw bananas at people from all over Los Angeles. This has led to a video called "banana rain going viral" right now this little criminal monkey is found in prison.

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    octopus teaches math at harvard They hire octopus to teach math at harvard, the octopus is called arnold and it is said that he is paid 3000 dollars per class. here are some images