Scott's birthday brings joy and commerce
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November 2nd has seen early reports of higher that expected retail sales around the nation.
There appears to also be an elevated level of overall hope around the country today.
Analysts are calling it the KSBE (Ken Scott Birthday Effect).
While KSBE is expected to subside shortly, for the day at least, cash registers are jumping and people's hearts are pumping.
An exploratory committee has been launched for a possible Ken Scott 2020 Election Campaign. Scott was not aware of this committee as this story went to press.
A barrage of nasty late night tweets discounting this entire matter are expected later from the oval office.
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