Tim McAuliffe speaks year after ginder success.
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Tim mc auillfe (29) from templeglantine co limerick spoke to our reporter today about his successfull year after the dating app.
Reporter : so Tim how have things changed since ginder and have you had any success?
Tim : loads of success I walked four women to there house and they aren't bad looking nice face and tits like and got the shift . (Puts hand up for high five reporter feels sorry and hi fives him and takes notes to wash hands with rubbing alcohol for touching a ginger)
Reporter : did you get the ride?
Tim : no their dad was home and their big fuckers as well and after a few captins my legs are wobbly otherwise I would have taken them and their daughters if you know what I mean. (Tim winks)
Reporter : do you think that ginger man have more success since you created the app.
Tim : yeah I think women have seen outside the gingerness and the freckles and have seen our personality. Not many men would walk a women safey home and not look for the ride. I remember been on a date before the app. I was set up on a blind date, ironically she was blind it was going well and she wasn't bad looking either like small tits but sure twas grand until she felt my face and started screaming , she said " I feel freckles you are ginger we are so done." That bitch ordered a starter and all. But since then women are all over me some want my ginger babies and at work they all love the till man.
Reporter: do you think 2018 be successful for you?
Tim yeah I plan on walking home 8 women this year and hopefully second base.
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