World-renowned bassist , Chuck"Watch the hair !" Dearing , mistakenly fingers anus of female Silverback Gorilla "annie" , mistaking her anus for a dolphin's' blowhole . .
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. . in his defense the following morning "after" , the severely hungover pro- penetrator told us, " not to make excuses , but I had gotten somewhat inebriated during and after our bands show last night at BadBruce's Bait-Tackle & Disco ....so after we had gotten to the Zoo at 5am. , broke in , and climbed over the fence to go swimming , I pretty much had no idea as to where the hell I was , or what I was doing . . thank God my hair wasn't damaged , she got pretty wild they told me " Dearing proclaimed. .
He went on to say , " ..who in the f**k puts a Gorilla exhibit next to a Dolphin's any damn ways . . ya know ??.."
Dearing , and 3 of his band mates , one of which was located by officers walking alone holding a jar of peanut butter in one hand , and a Guinea pig in his other , were handcuffed and escorted off the property by Police .
No charges were filed.
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