No School Tomorrow

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We are very sad to announce that Parkview Baptist School is closed tomorrow. This last minute emergency happened. We have had a teacher slip and fall on a banana and we will be cleaning up blood all day tomorrow and cleaning up the banana peels. We have also had young students drinking between classes and come back out of hand. Sorry that this has happened but it will need to stop.


Sincerely, Parkview Baptist Administration

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