Duckmanton to be knocked down

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At last the shithole Derbyshire village that goes by the name of “Duckmanton” is to be knocked down and replaced with a new village named “Ducksbury”. Duckmanton is well known for its crime and drug problem. Current residents are currently planned to be housed in new local authority housing planned to be built in nearby village Poolsbrook, or be put on priority list for the new houses in Ducksbury. Many residents of Chesterfield have expressed their joy. One unnamed resident of nearby village Inkersall said “Its about time something was done about that mess Duckmanton, I can’t wait to say goodbye to Duckmanton and hello to Ducksbury, a village free of crime!”

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