Local Man receives Prestigious Award.
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A local man awakened this morning to the surprising news that he won The 2017 Butt Burping award, aka The Toot Trophy.
"I had no idea that I was even in the running" Quint Gillespie gleefully exclaimed! Apparently, he was nominated secretly, with not one single whiff of what was to come.
Quint stated that while he is very proud of his flatulence, he was surprised that others were even aware of his mighty methane.
The awards ceremony were to be held at the Shreveport Wastewater Treatment Plant on E. Kings Hwy, but have to cancel as there is a shortage of gas masks.
The award will instead be sent via the Caddo Parish Haz Mat Unit.
His farting will be recognized by a moment of silence around 9 pm, any night, so others can also witness that award winning sound, the blast of gas. Alas, the aroma may not go very far.
Congratulations again Mr. Quint Gillespie, for your award recognizing your gift of gas to the world.
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