Donald Trump expected to vacate White House next week
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In a stunning turn of events White House press secretary Sarah Saunders announces that Donald Trump will resign the Presidency upon his return from overseas Asian trip. Saunders is quoted saying "Mr. Trump has given the country the greatest Presidency in the History of the United States. Period. His work is done and plans on fulfilling his life long dream of being a truck driver." Saunders continues "I guess he just wants to hit the road and sleep with as many truck stop hookers as possible, you only live once" The office of the presidency is expected to be filled by Hillary Clinton who ironically has been working as a truck stop prostitute in Flagstaff Arizona under the presumed name of Nasty Granny.
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