Local Musician's Identity Revealed After Massive Heat Attack
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Nutley, New Jersey (AP): Local musician known as "Knucklehead" has finally had his identity revealed to a slew of people who never really cared to begin with. Jason Parry (aged 40) suffered a massive coronary while eating 48 hot dogs while at work at Home Town Auto Parts.
First responders were unsuccessful in reviving the portly clerk. and he was pronounced dead at 3:43 (EST).
EMS Driver, Timothy Vogel sis that Jason's last words were: "Tell... my fans... that I. Am. Knucklehead..." before shedding his mortal coil.
No comments were made because no one really cared.
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